WELL CAN YOU?!
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IRON MAN
HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN SHIT
WHY HAS STEVE GOT STARS OVER HIS NIPPLES
his nipples are censored by freedom
thats an oxymoron in itself
no, that’s america
stepping on a lego
"hey what you thinking about?"