when a straight person contaminates ur linens
If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
Geoff’s mustache is now as long as three buses
he has the part as Rapunzel in the newest musical for broadway
supernatural au where everything is the same except every time dean says ‘buddy’ to cas he says ‘baby’ instead
lets also not forget the first time he called him baby
#its amazing how you change one word and destiel got 300% gayer
why do so many people seem to take alcohol as roxy’s only character trait?
- roxy lalonde is an expert computer hacker
- roxy lalonde enjoys playing retro videogames
- roxy lalonde is a writer (a very satirical one)
- roxy lalonde raised herself and takes care of a townful of carapaces
and all you can come up with is ‘bottle of wine’??
lets also not forget she can fluently read morse code
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on
Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in Person B’s ear.
imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT